End of the World?
Have you heard? The end of the world is coming on May 21, 2011. If you are looking into any major purchases in the near future, it may be wise to wait till May 22.
The actual end of the world is now slated for Oct 21, 2011. The Rapture is May 21, 2011. The end of the World is Oct 21, 2011. The Rapture is an event in the futurist interpretation of Christian eschatology, in which it is posited that Christians will be gathered together in the air to meet Christ at, or up to seven years prior to, his return (from Wikipedia). See Here for more details.
It is advised that if you have any big life changing plans or major purchases, wait till May 22. If on that date a lot of your friends show up missing, wait till Oct 22. If you wake up on Oct 22, go ahead and make that big move or purchase.
An alternative plan is to apply for as much credit cards as you can now. If you wake up on May 22 and a lot of your friends are missing, go ahead and max out your credit cards. Don't bother making any payments, on Oct 21 your debt will be erased!
If you wake up on Oct 22 and all is fine, call this guy and ask "What's up?"
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