Chicken Nipples

Occasionally I am in the company of a conservative armchair politician who goes off about the ridiculousness of Global Warming. Obviously all the scientists are corrupt, there is a conspiracy, we should be able to pollute as much as we want. When confronted with this it is usually in an environment where it is hard to run the other way.

But I take heart. Such people are really not that misinformed. Well, at least compared to people who have asked the question "Do chickens have nipples?". A Google search of this question yields 136,000 results!

The best answer to this popular question is best answered on Answer.com. In short: NO.

The best reply, if actually asked this question, would be, "Chickens do have breasts, but no nipples. They have nuggets.".