Taylor Swift Tea Party

I saw this picture and -- now I know what I want for Christmas:
A tea party with Taylor Swift!

Photo By Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

Justin Bieber's New Tattoo

Justin got a new tattoo - on his leg. OMG! Has he gone all Jerry Bergevin on us?

No matter what you think of tattooing, you would think someone as rich as Justin could afford a better Jesus rendering. Look at the close-up below. Is Jesus looking at his underwear showing, rolling his eyes at the ridiculousness of his low waist line? Pull up those pants young man, Tattoo Jesus is watching!

Another strange picture was found on the Daily Mirror site. A man standing next to Justin is either picking his butt or removing a wedgie. Shouldn't he have asked permission first before having this picture taken. Maybe he did get permission, who knows...

What are you looking at!

Pickin' Butt Next to Justin

David Walliams Swims 140 Miles of the Thames

British comedian David Walliams swam to Houses of Parliament from the source of the Thames river. 140 miles. He completed the swim for charity and raised more than £1 million.

As if swimming 140 miles was not enough, his main challenge was living though "Thames Tummy", which is the diarrhoea and vomiting caused from the famously unclean waters of the Thames river. A lot of the Thames pollution is from sewage. Yuck!

David is famous in England for his BBC comedy show "Little Britain" in which he plays a myriad of characters. He looks great in his swimming outfits, he is in great shape, obviously. But most people know him as his alter egos on "Little Britain". For instance, he plays the extremely conservative church lady who gets sick when confronted with today's "liberal" social norms. She doesn't just get sick - she uncontrollably projectile vomits on the naive "liberal" victims.

Yes, it is so gross it is funny...

I am sure that was thinking about the church lady while he was vomiting while swimming in the Thames. I wonder if this will change his future portrayal of the character?

"Little Britain" is available for instant play on netflix. Go to http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Little_Britain/70140407?trkid=2361637. Caution! Some of it is raunchy! The Brits like it that way.

You may wonder "Where is the source of the Thames?" It is called Thames Head, about one mile north of Kemble, near Circencester in Gloucestershire.

Thames head in 1850. Copyright © English Heritage.NMR

Houses of Parliament, where he swam to:

Gérard Depardieu Peed on Plane

This guy got in trouble for peeing while inside a commercial plane. He didn't pee in the toilet.

Gérard Depardieu is actually a very famous French actor, he has starred in hundreds of films. Most of his films are in French, so the movie going masses in the U.S. are likely not to be familiar with him. But in most of the world he is a big deal!

Here is the story - He swears he was not intoxicated at the time. He was on a flight that was delayed on the tarmac. He asked to use the toilet - but was refused. So he did what he had to do. He peed on the carpet.

Afterwards he was very embarrassed and offered to clean up the mess. He claimed he has a prostate problem that ignited all this.

Look at the picture. He has really let himself go to pot. He needs to shape up and lose a few hundred pounds before peeing on another flight.

He is lucky. He can go home to sulk - and use his French Toast Stamp - almost all French citizens have one of these:

Click on this to order yours!

Ninkles

OMG!
Women have a new thing to worry about. Wrinkled Knees - aka "Ninkles". Maybe not so new, but the world has just begun to care.

As a woman age there are many factors that can lead to knee wrinkles. According to anti-ageing and hormone specialist Dr Cecilia Tregear, from London's Wimpole Skin Clinic, ninkles occur as a result of the loss of elasticity and collagen in the skin, which is caused by a combination of factors.

'Poor nutrition, sun damage, unbalanced or declining hormones — due to stress and approaching menopause — as well as a diet high in sugar, all conspire to create wrinkly knees.'

It is said that Nicole Kidman had Ninkles, but I don't believe that, she is to perfect for an affliction like this.

The picture to the left is a recent one of Elle Macpherson. See the close-up of her knee. Elle! You have Ninkles!

For normal women, I don't really see this as a problem. This is natural, and I bet most men really do not care.

But I take exception to the rich model-ish women who have made obscene amounts of money from us just by showing their bodies and nothing more. They owe it to use to get those Ninkles fixed or cover them up!

Elle - OMG!

Maybe she should try this:

Click on the image to reveal the power...

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Nicole - No Ninkles!

Bieber Gomez Breakup?

NOTE: This information is current as of August 17, 2011. Things can change!

There has been a lot of buzz on the internet about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber breaking up. I'm telling you now - it aint't so! They are still in love, just as much as ever!

Just look at the picture - she is so gorgeous - he is so cute! The were made for each other!

This current breakup rumor is just one of the many silly rumors floating on the web. The silliest of them all is that Selena dumped Justin for Chris - Don't Call Me Charlie - Brown. See Here..., yuck! That is a stupid rumor.

Someday, they will have to break up. We all actually want it to happen someday, just not now. Imagine how sad it would be if they get married and Justin never gets to experience the real thrill of millions of women adoring him.

THAT WOULD BE SAD!

To help Justin prepare for the future - order this T-Shirt:

Order your Mrs. Bieber Tshirt Here...

But - Pirate Ducks are not SAD!

Michele Bachmann's Bus

Update: I saw the bus again 3 days later tooling down the freeway!

Another Update: Someone else spotted Obama's bus in Minnesota. It is a monster. See at the end...

I stayed a hotel last night and when I got up in the morning to go to my car I was greeted by Michele Bachmann's bus sleeping in the parking lot. If your are not familiar with her name (Michele, not the bus), she is running for President of the United States. And she is Purdy!

I did not see her at the hotel, but there were some security guys.

How much does a bus like this cost. $500,000 US?

Update: But that cost does not compare to Obama's bus spotted Minnesota in August. His bus has to be $10M+ $1.1M:

(Obama bus: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

They probably have one of these on the dashboard of the bus:

Look! He is waving,
just like in the picture above!

You can click on this picture and actually order one. I have one, it gets a lot of stares from other drivers on the highway!

Oprah Winfrey Tattoos

40% of Americans have a tattoo. Personally, I've never been tempted to get a tattoo, I think they are unattractive.

But that was until I discovered Oprah Winfrey tattoos! Supposedly it is all the rage. They look awesome. Should I get one?

The video is of a man getting and Oprah Winfrey tattoo. It looks like it hurts, but the end result is that it actually looks like Oprah. And it will last a lifetime.

I've discovered some other photos of Oprah tattoos. These are from http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-06-24/the-5-most-inspirational-oprah-winfrey-tatts/. See their page for more examples, or just Google for them.

Justin Bieber Earrings

Something really bad happened - really bad - you may have been able to guess what it is from the title.

Justin Bieber Got Earrings! And he had the nerve to show up in public! Ewe!

He looks kinda girlish with them. There has also been news of his 2 tattoos. I wonder if his mother is thinking maybe she should not have allowed him to start his career so early?

Justin - stick to singing. Maybe get a bacon watch.

See my original Justin Bieber blog for a review of his movie.

The Mysterious Dress of Miley Cyrus

As you may remember, the February 19th posting reports on my Justin Bieber Experience, or at least about going to his movie. By now I've pretty much forgotten about the movie except for one small item. Miley Cyrus' short dress!

It is the type of dress that gives men of my age a smile on the face and hope for the future. The storm clouds of the day open up to sunshine, the birds sing in the trees. The sickly sweet scent of cherry blossoms float on the breeze....

That aside, what I've been wondering all this time is - How does she keep that short dress from riding up? If you are lucky enough to have seen her performance, no doubt you've been wondering the same thing. Oh Miley! Do tell us your secret!

During the performance she runs and jumps all around like a crazy monkey and doesn't appear to ever pull down her skirt. Not once. It never rides up. How can that be? It appears unnatural.

I've been investigating this phenomenon. There are 2 possibilities that I can think of:

• There are special strips you can buy that strap to the leg and stick to the dress, holding it in place.
• I've been told that another trick is to spray the upper legs with hair spray. That makes the dress cling perfectly. Sounds a bit icky, though.
  

Whatever method, it worked!

(Photo Credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

Justin Bieber Experiment

Update: See the latest Justin romance update Here...

I saw it! Last weekend was the opening of the Justin Bieber movie. I took 6 kids to see it. ALL of them protested and said they did NOT like Justine Bieber. It would be a terrible movie! A waste of time and money! They went anyway. A Justin Bieber movie is better than no movie at all on a boring Saturday. As they were sitting in the theater seats waiting for the movie to begin they continued the protest.

As for me, I was expecting it to be very cringe-worthy. I didn't like him much either. To be honest, I had never listened to any of his songs more than just passing sound bites. All I really knew of him was what I had read in stupid fan based news articles. I've come to the conclusion that such a judgement is very hypocritical. Making such a judgement after I've heard his songs would be OK. So this was to be an education for me.

Order your Mrs. Bieber Tshirt Here...

We went early to the theater because I was expecting long lines. After all it was opening weekend for the movie. The theater was empty. A total of 25 people were in the theater. And this was opening weekend! I was not surprised when I read on Monday about the poor opening weekend for the movie.

The results? I actually found Justin very charming, smart, someone I'd like to be with! My kids had the same impression. I think it was a bit eye opening for us all.

Here is a list of the thoughts we all took away with us after the movie:

• Justin is very charming.
• Justin is a good singer.
• Justin is talented
• The style and content of his songs SUCK!
  

We all agreed; If Justin ever grows out of his cheesy teenie-bopper ways and starts to navigate towards GOOD music, whatever that is, we'll be listening!